How To Survive A Horror Movie

1. When it appears that you have killed a monster, never approach it to check if it's really dead - it will pounce on you.
2. When running away from a monster, expect to fall over at least twice.
3. Nevet accept invitations from strangers who live in isolated areas and have no contact with society.
4. If your car breaks down at night, don't go to a deserted looking mansion to phone for help.
5. Do not search the basement - especially if the lights have just gone out and the phone is dead.
6. If your date has fangs, go home.
7. If your date has rotting green flesh and behaves more like a zombie than most dates, go home.
8. Never, ever say, ''I'll be right back.'' You won't be.

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-Bianca