How To Act Like A Celebrity

Create an aura of mystery and celebrity around yourself by acting like the hottest A-lister in town.

1) Buy a pair of enormous sunglasses and wear them all the time, even at night and when you are indoors.
2) Say things like “No photographs please.” And “I just wish my fans would leave me alone. I need ‘me’ time.
3) Get yourself an entourage to follow you everywhere. (Walking a few paces behind you, obviously.)
4) Always look bored, even if you are having fun.
5)Always order something that is not on the menu and send it back even if it is delicious.
6) Pout a lot.
7) Always look immaculately groomed, even if you are just going to the supermarket.
8) Practice signing autographs. Your signature should be flamboyant and completely unreadable.
9) Write a list of unreasonable demands to present to your parents. Include things such as “Every drink I am served must contain exactly six ice cube – no more, no less.”
10) Ask your father to wear a chauffeur’s hat whenever he drives you somewhere.
11) Start writing the first part of your autobiography. It must be published before you are 20 years old.

-Bianca