Shit Cookies

Today I made cookies
I tried a recipe from Martha Stewart
I had special designs all over the cookies
which were sapposed to be very easy to do
but just as every Martha Stewart recipe
you will never EVER get it to be the way she made it
something always goes wrong
thats life people
your cookies will turn out to be crap
ahaha

so I ended up with shit cookies
that look like crap
and smell like it too

This sounds really gross

Thats my spaghetti cookie

its a masterpiece

made especially for the purple people

its what they eat on a regular basis

purple people style

ya I have no other pictures of the cookies

because their way too ugly

and my camera refuses to take a pictue of them

keeps blurring them out and making them look even worse

soooooo

Ill post random pictures of stuff instead

Mickey mouse always freaked me out

I mean have u seen fantasia?

that shit is freaky

with the buckets of water

and the brooms coming alive

not to mention that creepy wizard

whats his name Sid? No Yen Sid

I mean who does that?

I swear I couldn't sleep for weeks

Thats it!

Thats the wizard!

Creepiest person ever

Those mops are actually extremly violent

deadly even

its scary

50's mickey

I should so post this everywhere

like in the sidebar

Im pretty sure Andy Warhol did this

Yeaaahh this is the most pointless post ever

I basically talked about my crap cookies and mickey mouse

wow

I actually wasnt planning on writing this

but here I am!

I probably grossed you out like hell

and completely messed up your mind

oh well

thats life!

-  Lexx