Pain is Temporary

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever.

-Lance Armstrong

-Bianca





 

How To Annoy People

Why Should You Read these?

• You most likely know me, and when I ask you if you have read this yet, you can answer truthfully...
• These are fun to read, I love them...
• I have included things that you might think sound a trifle farmilliar...

In no particular order...

1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
2. Sit in your yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
4. If you have a glass eye, tap on it with your pen while talking to = others
5. Sing along at the opera. (and sing the wrong words)
6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
7. Practice making fax and modem noises.
8. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
9. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
10. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
11. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
12. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
13. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
14. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE. ( If you know me, you know I HATE this)
15. type only in lowercase. (*ahem*)
16. Dont use any punctuation either
17. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets ( love this one!!!).
18. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?"
    "What?"
    "Never mind, it's gone now."
19. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
20. Ask people what gender they are.
21. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. (I like this one too.)
22. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
23. Ask your coworkers mysterious questions and then scribble the answers in a notebook. Mutter something about psychological profiles. (one my my favorites!)
24. Walk down the street making pig noises at people.
25. Tell people about a great book, and bring them a book with blank pages. Blame it on the "black market" version.
26. Suggest a game such as blind tag, in a sand box with barley wall, and a new concrete sidewalk near by...
27. Go to a concert and sing along, but sing the wrong words, or hmm classical...(unless it is classical).
28. Nodd and agree with people, then every 2 minutes turn your head back and forth, and blibk your eyes 10 times very quickly and then wask "What? Sorry, missed that..."
29. Say "Quitters never prosper hey will you cover for me for a while, I need a nap..."
30. Repete the SAME quote again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again, and again...
31. Say "You have to times 3 by 4"
32. Get the last peice of cake, them go inot another room, and tell people how goodi it is and they have to go get some in the other room.
33. By a person a piece of cole for christm,as as a joke that they have "been bad" but them never get thema realy gift.
34. Say this when you make a list,"I need bread and eggs and grapes and apples and pie and cake and ham and cheese.
35. Never use commas.
36. Spell every word wrong, then yell at people who correct you...(ahem)
37. Go to a movie theater, and let out a screech every five minutes. When people ask, say it's a disorder, you you have a problem with those who need extra help...
38. Walk down the street with your arm up singing "Let's go fly a Kite".
39. When a person sits next to you on a bus them start pretend crying becasue they "squashed George".
40. Go up to a man with a women and say, "Oh so you have another wife now, so me and Judy weren't enough."
41. Ask people if they have seen the new episodes of shows that have been long retired. But leave before they ask when and what channel they are on.
42. Buy a great set of Marbles but refuse for 2 years to tell your friend where the store is.
43. When you are about to take a test, say" wait so ok, Sam Atoms wrote the Declairation of Independance (oh I can't spell...), Im so glad she taught us how it is a guarded fact, and Thomas Jefferson ended up getting the publicity." Tne when they all get it wrong say,"Oh, sorry, that was a the dream"
44. Go up to someone and say," oh my God it's you!!! Long time no see! How's the wife..." (even if they don't have a wife...)
45. Turn your TV so the sound is off, and then when the other person complains, turn it up, but since it is muted you won't hear anyhting. When they stil complian turn it up al the way and say, "God you must be deaf, it's up all the way..."
46. Tell someone you have the latest info. The give them a peice of paper with made up stuff on it. At the end write "Sucker!!!"
47. Go into a neighborhood woods behind the houses and yell "TIMBER" really ludly. See if people duck.
48. If you are alone on a street and someone walks by scream and yell "Did you just see that??" If they ask don't answer, just repete it over and over.
49. Tell people there is actually 50 things on this list when actually there are only 49...

I found that on the internet and it made me laugh.

-Bianca

Not Afraid

If you die you're completely happy and your soul somewhere lives on. I'm not afraid of dying. Total peace after death, becoming someone else is the best hope I've got.

-Kurt Cobain

-Bianca

Greatest Surprise EVER

Tomorrow is Kajols birthday
But we celebrated it today instead
And we just might've done the best surprise ever
It was halarious
But Ill tell you about that later

Here are some pictures:

Warning: the following picture may gross you out, disturb you and/or make you puke.

We made Kajols sushi candy

Because she really hates sushi

But she loves candy

So it was funny

So this is what happend

We got Bianca to dress up in my brothers scream costume

and Jess to dress up as a Jehova Witness

Then Kajol thought she was coming over to just hang out

While Jess and Bianca were walking up and down our street (We live on the same street)

It was so funny

Kajols parents saw them walking past their house

Then Kajol came out and she called me telling me about them

and she was like they're following me

Because they were

She didnt even suspect a thing

And Jess and Bianca were also scaring everyone on the street

People were locking their doors, closing their windows

ahaha

Then Kajol got to my house

and the plan was that Jess and Bianca open the the front door and randomly walk into the back yard

So it looked like they broke into my house

Me and Kajol were upstairs and they banged in

It seriously sounded real and kinda scared me

Kajol was terrified

They went in back of my caban

kajol is freakin out here

It as soo funny

Then we shouted surprise

and it was over

I should've video taped it

it was too funny

Kajol almost called the police

Moving on: Us eating Candy sushi

The gift!

We got her 14 gifts because shes 14

We got her an Arthur ensemble, because she LOVES arthur

It was soo funny

It came with a dog bowl, a spoon, a cereal bowl and a glass

We got her a sign that says Beware of dog and its funny because her dog is an innocent little yorkie

I made her a purple people statue

We got her 3 creams and a bubble bath soap

We got her Jolly ranchers and Shockers becasue she looves those

We got her The 1st Scream movie because we scared her with a scream mask

We got her dog a raincoat

And We wrote her a beautiful poem on a white pencil case

Because Kajol always needs a pencil case

and her pencil cases always get ruined

The front of the pencil case

And the back!

I basically took a whole bunch of lyrics from songs I like and put them into a letter

Rough draft

Creep

We played scrabble again

and my cat ruined it

My cat made a hairball

Betcha cant do that

We are wrong minded people

It fell on the cat poop

It sticks!

Yea we played twister too

My bro also took like 5 showers during the day

Yea hes obsessed with taking showers

and I leave tomorrow

Ill be gone for 2 weeks

Going to Corolla, North Carolina

Ill probably be back May 14th

And I probably wont be able to  post

Sooo Goodbye for now!

-   Lexx













I Will Blow Your Mind

It's been a long time since I've written a post
It's been a long time but I'm writing now
And this time I'll tell you if I stop
(When you read that top paragragh did you think of the song you and I by Lady Gaga?)

So I know its been a while since I've made a post
And it's mainly because I don't know what to post
But now I have a plan people

I have a plan that will blow your freaking mind
(not literally, that's disgusting)

I'm going to post a quote a day
Because I'm cool
And I rule
Ha that rhymed

This way, I can post something at least once a day
And I won't have to hear Lexx saying:
"You never post anymore" or ''You should post something"
See this way everybody wins

So here's the first quote:

"I had a boyfriend who told me I’d never succeed, never be nominated for a Grammy, never have a hit song, and that he hoped I’d fail. I said to him, ‘Someday, when we’re not together, you won’t be able to order a cup of coffee at the fucking deli without hearing or seeing me."

  -Lady GaGa

-Bianca

Bored with games

We are bored out of our minds
This is what we do



Rain, rain go away come again another day

Puke glitter

So there was an x and the square said triple score

and the x is worth 8 points

8x3??? 24!!

I dont know if you realize how big of a deal it was

But yea its a big deal

Jess beat me by 1 freakin point

Cat

Twisterrr

theres lots of photoss

Ahahaha

Freak of nature

-   Lexx

















Cheap and Cheerful

So I thought I'd post some pictures
Random pictures
My old edited photos

Here they are:



Sorry if I already posted some of these
I have memory loss

My and my brother on THE ROCK

So happy togetherr

I really love this pciture

It a mirror in case you didnt notice

I hate winters in Montreal

I hate winter in general









Azaleas dog, Blues

The only really good picture I ever got of Bianca

Ever

She never lets any one take a picture of her

Shes like anti camera

Oooh what is it?



I like freaked out when I took this

Because it was like the perfect timing

Like the train only comes like every what 15 minutes?

And i was skiing

And it just happend to come by

So I was like hogging up the lane taking my picture

Sunshine

On my window

Makes me happy

Like I should be



So this was when me and Kajol came to school at 6 in the morning

Our bus is retarded and it never shows up on time, always making us late for school

(yea we take public transportation)

It also doesnt help that the bus comes every like 30 mintes

so we tried to take the earlier bus

which came sometime around 6

And we were sooo early

So we went to the park

and wow you can get really nice photos in the morning!

Its always strangely quiet and very peaceful

Also in the morning

My brother is such a diva





And thats that!

-  Lexx