How To Annoy People In An Elevator

1) Grin at another passenger and then annouce, "I've got new socks on."
2) Crash from side to side as if you're sailing in rough seas.
3) Suggest you all join in a sing-along.
4) Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
5) Salute and say, "Welcome aboard," every time someone gets in.
6) Open your bag and, while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?
7) Meow occasionally
8) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off when the elevator stops.
9) Make race-car noises when anyone gets in.
10) Sit on the floor with your legs crossed, looking straight ahead, with sunglasses on.

-Bianca