1) People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2) When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $10 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
3) People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
4) When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
5) When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I still be standing here, dumbass?
6) People who say, “I didn’t even study,” and they get an A+. C’mon man, you seriously think that we would believe u?
-Bianca
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